Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 25, 2016

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Lupin: The Man has been groomed. NEWS Headline: WASN'T FUZZY, WAS HE? TAIL CUT. HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW Elvis: Who did this to you? Puck: Lupin, the grooming habits of People vary greatly. Puck: For instance, the Woman has never grown her whiskers out. NEWS Headline: HOW DOES SHE KNOW HOW WIDE DOORS ARE? Elvis: I can fix this. (LICK LICK LICK) Man: ... WHAT IS HAPPENING ... Puck: Researchers have long suspected that the shorter hair is, the more difficulty People have with balance. NEWS Headline: TODDLER KNOCKS EVERYTHING OVER. BABY CAN'T EVEN WALK Elvis: Almost... ...Got it....There! NEWS Headline: MUCH BETTER. OH WOW. PERFE-