Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 10, 2016
May 09, 2016
May 11, 2016
Transcript:
Lupin: This just in: The plant of many teeth has a new hat. Elvis: I don't care for it Elvis: It's gaudy, overly flashy, and entirely the wrong color. Beatrix: I love it! Sophie: I do too. Sophie: What once was a misunderstood, spiky wretch is now a thing of beauty. Transformed by a splash of colorful rebellion. Sophie: Tell it it is brave. NEWS headline: SOPHIE: LOCAL ECCENTRIC Elvis: You are brave. Bunny: THANKS, ELVIS. Elvis: (!) Sophie: I like houseplants. They take me back to my roots. Puck: I feel the same way about the back of the couch. Lupin: That's why I enjoy winter. Puck: Lupin, that's an Arctic fox. Lupin: Yeah. We're talking wild cats, right? Puck: Oh, Lupin. No- Lupin: We're not? Sophie: Are we going to go back to the cactus talking to Elvis? Elvis: ....Hello?
About one cactus in a hundred has anything interesting to say. Unless it’s peyote.