Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 12, 2016
Transcript:
Tommy: We not return to live courage of the climbing contest in the laundry room! Elvis: Thanks, Tommy. Elvis here, where the climb has begun! Tommy: It's well known that Puck is the best climber, but he does not compete. Puck: I prefer the journey over the race. Elvis: Lupin has been in the lead but now...Yes, now Beatrix is passing him! Beatrix: Just a little further... Beatrix: This is so easy! It's just gotta be my paws! Sophie: (SLAP) Beatrix: STRANGE FEMALE! Beatrix: YOU ARE UNKNOWN TO ME! Puck: Puck here, DROPPING INTO POSITION- Tabitha: Everyone relax. Kitten: I CHALLENGE YOU- Female Cat: This kid is awesome.
(And see the previous day’s comments on why the Tylwyth Teg and Americans are not Irish.)