Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 23, 2016

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Lupin: Today we are hoping to interview Baba Mouse. Elvis: Any luck, Tommy? NEWS Headline: IF WE CAN FIND HER. BARN CATS IMPOSSIBLE TO TRACK. SO MYSTERIOUS! Tommy: Well, ah, not really... A llama told me she lives in the chicken coop. Tommy: But then I got there and the chickens told me she lives in the OLD chicken coop. Tommy: And she's not here, so... Baba Mouse: Who's not here? Tommy: OH DEAR CAT! Tommy: I am terribly sor- Baba Mouse: SPEAK UP Tommy: I SAID I'M- Baba Mouse: Naw. I'm just messing with you. Tommy: Oh! Ha, right! Of c- Grandma Cat: What do you want? Lupin: Well... You've had a lot of kittens, right? Puck: And grand-kittens? Elvis: And great grand kittens? Baba Mouse: Yeesh, I sure have. Baba Mouse: Spay and neuter, folks. Puck: How do you... Well.. How do you handle when they go out into the world? Elvis: (SHUFFLE) Baba Mouse: Sigh. C'mon inside. Tommy: But I am inside- Baba Mouse: YOU COMING OR WHAT?