Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 09, 2016
June 06, 2016
June 13, 2016
Transcript:
Lupin: Potty training is underway. Here's Elvis with more! NEWS Headline: END OF DIAPERS? . EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE LEMON . OH WAIT, BABY WEARS DIAPERS Elvis: Potty training has begun, Lupin, and the stakes have never been higher. Elvis: Toddler, what can you tell us? Toddler: Is MY potty. Is an alligator, ok? Elvis: ...Ok. Beatrix: According to this book until potty training, People carry their litter in their pants. Beatrix: Which sounds super convenient and really awful. Elvis: Now that Toddler has begun this journey, he is more observant of everyone's person routines. Toddler: Kitty go potty! Good kitty! Puck: ...Thank you? Toddler: MY potty is an alligator, ok? Puck: OK. Woman: You need to give everyone potty privacy. Toddler: But he get sticker now! Woman: Cats don't want stickers. Lupin: CN news, YO, IS THAT A STICKER?
LUPIN— We now join Puck, live at the potty, where the Toddler seems unhappy that the sticker box is empty.PUCK—You aren’t going to cry, are you? Be happy! Look, you still have this cool alligator….TODDLER— Is my potty and I cry if I want to!(Elvis ambles by, multiple stickers clinging to his fur.)ELVIS—You would cry too if this happened to you!