Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 11, 2016

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Lupin: The People have returned-with a new baby! Elvis: How many of these things are they going to have?! Lupin: We're getting reports the baby is a girl. Puck, what can you tell us about girls? Puck: Lupin, People believe little girls are made of sugar and spice and chicken fried rice. That can't be right- Lupin: It's a delicious combination, Puck. Woman: Elvis, would you like to see the new baby? Elvis: No. Why would I want to see- ...the new... Baby. Lupin, Puck, this just in: The baby is perfect, and I'll never let anything happen to her. Man: How are my girls? Elvis: I'm going to need to see some I.D.