Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 23, 2018

I love the way the Baby is sweetly sleeping whilst the Toddler ponders the finer points of realism. A brilliant way to begin the week. :-)

Phew (sighed with relief)

I wonder if Puck notices the somnolent similarities between newborn people-kittens and cats? Also, the Toddler is absolutely correct.

Such a cute baby.

The Toddler has got the right idea. She-Who-Demands-The-Bathroom-Window-Opened-At-Four-AM-So-She-Can-Look-Out only needs that word to run the household. Why would the Toddler need any other?

When you grow up with three feline brothers, you learn to speak their language.

The Woman has the fuzzy blanket out. I predict that it’s going to lead to a massive group nap before long.

I’m imagining the Boys on the sidelines of this scene – nodding in approval. They’ve taught the Toddler well.

My mental image now is of a mother cat teaching her kitten to ask for milk, and the kitten saying “ma-ma”…

Back inside the stream, Megan slinked up to Tre-C and gently bunted her. “Kitten, I’ve done this with a lot of cats before you, and I can tell you two things- one, that’s the fastest I’ve seen anyone manipulate the stream on their own. Two… you’re purring.” Tre-C was a bit embarrassed; “MEOW” was all she could get out. Then she shook her head rapidly. “I’ve never felt like this. I mean, I’m speechless. Where did this even come from? Who taught YOU how to use it?” “Let me answer the second question first. No-one taught me how to use it. I found the stream on my own. But, it’s important to remember, I knew what to do with the information when I stumbled upon it. Where did it come from? I don’t even know. As far as my research has gotten me, it’s been here forever. And probably because only we can get into it, nobody- not even the big brained humans- realize it’s even here. Can you imagine if the humans knew a way to get from Washington, DC to Moscow undetected… in 10 minutes?” Tre-C just stared. “What?” “Sorry, kitten. Too much information for now. Let’s move on.” On? Back? Didn’t matter- direction had little meaning in here. “Walk. And think of your old place. I know it didn’t end up as a forever home, but you must have memories. Bring them up.” So Tre-C relaxed some, walked a bit, and with Megan following emerged from the stream in the parking lot of a fast-food joint that smelled NOTHING like Sammy’s Kitchen. Also, there was a large aircraft bearing down on them. “Los Angeles… LAX! I’ve gotten us out at the Airport!”

Well, given the number of cow-spotted kitties I’ve seen, I must say I think the Toddler’s on to something.

P.S. I also like the Toddler’s insistence that if he repeats and emphasizes it enough, that will make it true.

The Woman-“Ok, let’s move on…oh! This you’ll get…and the cat goes?” The Toddler-" This is CBN!!"

Good morning and happy Monday/Funday, orbsters and orbabies. The toddler has the right idea: at that age, to him, raised with 3 cats in the house, everything says “MEOW”!

Let us spare a thought this morning for the victims of the mass shooting in Toronto.

A friend’s great dane was nanny’d by a Siamese. Neighbors swore the dog barked in Siamese.

I love how caring and supportive the woman is!

Toddler needs some exposure to other animals. But, if you are in ahousehold runned by cats, everybody says meow.

“Seriously, mother, I asked the cats what cows say, and they all gave me the same answer.”

Aww… The baby is secretly a cat. I think most babies are. Cats that mutate into people with age. :3

Just concede that the cow’s half-feline and move on.

In the house of cat people, everything says “meow.”

This reminds me of when my oldest was at the “crawl everywhere” stage; my mom often babysat, and she had an ancient Husky rescue who was a little OCD on how many times she had to turn before laying down…18 times, and if you interrupted her, she’d start over. One day, I was getting dressed and put the Baby on the bed to play with stuff while I finished up. I watched in bemusement as my girl promptly turned in a circle 18 times and then laid down, giggling.

“Meow” is really the only word in the only language alone needs to know.

Spoiler Alert

Someone needs a see and say.

Glad to see the day’s going smoothly so far. I’ve heard from parents that once you have one child and have an idea what you’re doing with them, adding another child isn’t as complicated as one would expect. I have no children so I can’t confirm this, but in my limited experience it’s held up. Looks like the Woman’s got this rather well in hand!

Meow the universal word of love and feed me now all rolled into one.

Years ago I went through all the “animal says” books with my 8 month old grandson. He would watch my mouth intently, but was not talking. One day I said. “What does the doggie say? The doggie says woof” A minute later we heard a very soft “woof” His first word!!!

Hey, the toddler has moved to words of 2 syllables. In the past it was just “mow”.

And a happy Mowday (or Meowday) to the Mega Orb! Hope the work goes quick & the fun times slow & easy! Blessings!!!

Love, >^.,.^<

Its furry with 4 legs, easy mistake XXX

Mro-o-ow!

Meow, meow, I’m a cow. I say meow meow, I’m a cow.

AWWWWWW….. so sweet!

It is like the BCN Crew have forgotten what it is like to have a new baby around. However, to be fair, they did have to figure out how human kittens worked, with the help of awesome charts.

What does the fox say?

All animals say Meow. The Toddler knows this from personal experience.

Well, Reboot is telling me that it’s time for bed even if I haven’t finished everything for the night. He doesn’t get the idea of summer hours meaning stay up until 3 or 4 AM then sleep in.

“A lively debate on realism”…. just brilliant!

The toddler: not the smartest being, Intelligence = Very very very very very very very low.