That’s why you should always have some cheap ornaments too. They’re the sacrificial decorations for the lower half of the tree. In other news, I saw a blurb about a new artificial tree that has no branches on the lower three feet of its trunk, ostensibly to (snicker) keep…your…cat from (giggle) climbing…the…bwahahahahahaha! I couldn’t finish that with a straight face. xD
That’s why you should always have some cheap ornaments too. They’re the sacrificial decorations for the lower half of the tree. In other news, I saw a blurb about a new artificial tree that has no branches on the lower three feet of its trunk, ostensibly to (snicker) keep…your…cat from (giggle) climbing…the…bwahahahahahaha! I couldn’t finish that with a straight face. xD