Pucky Mason and The Case of the Horked Shoes
Pucky: Mr. District Attorney, are the Robber Mice going to testify to the same thing?
Hamlupin Burger: Yes.
Pucky: The Defense is willing to stipulate to their testimony.
Burger: In that case, the Prosecution naps, I mean rests.
Judge Baba Mouse: Mr. Mason, call your first witness.
Enter detective Goldie Drake.
Goldie: I found him, Pucky. He’s right outside the courtroom.
Pucky: Your Honor, I wish to call to the stand the Medical Examiner.
Bailiff: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you, Cat?
Medical Examiner: I do.
Bailiff: State your name.
ME: Doctor Donald Illya McCallum. Better known as Docky.
Pucky: What is your occupation, Dr. Docky?
ME: I am the district Medical Examiner. I have been ME for three years now, prior to that I was a professor of Medical Stuff at the University of…
Pucky: Thank you, Docky. We know of your illustrious career. Please tell us about your analysis of the contents of the shoe in question.
Burger: Wasn’t that rather yucky?
Docky: Yes, but I specialized in teaching Yuck at the University. I particularly remember this one case where there was a certain substance that…
Pucky: Thank you, Docky. Now what about this substance?
Docky: Well, it appeared to be consistent with what we call mozzarella cheese.
Pucky: And how did you reach that conclusion?
Docky: I simply read the label on the wrapper.
(Tomorrow: The conclusion)
February 26, 2016
Pucky Mason and The Case of the Horked Shoes
Pucky: Mr. District Attorney, are the Robber Mice going to testify to the same thing?
Hamlupin Burger: Yes.
Pucky: The Defense is willing to stipulate to their testimony.
Burger: In that case, the Prosecution naps, I mean rests.
Judge Baba Mouse: Mr. Mason, call your first witness.
Enter detective Goldie Drake.
Goldie: I found him, Pucky. He’s right outside the courtroom.
Pucky: Your Honor, I wish to call to the stand the Medical Examiner.
Bailiff: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you, Cat?
Medical Examiner: I do.
Bailiff: State your name.
ME: Doctor Donald Illya McCallum. Better known as Docky.
Pucky: What is your occupation, Dr. Docky?
ME: I am the district Medical Examiner. I have been ME for three years now, prior to that I was a professor of Medical Stuff at the University of…
Pucky: Thank you, Docky. We know of your illustrious career. Please tell us about your analysis of the contents of the shoe in question.
Burger: Wasn’t that rather yucky?
Docky: Yes, but I specialized in teaching Yuck at the University. I particularly remember this one case where there was a certain substance that…
Pucky: Thank you, Docky. Now what about this substance?
Docky: Well, it appeared to be consistent with what we call mozzarella cheese.
Pucky: And how did you reach that conclusion?
Docky: I simply read the label on the wrapper.
(Tomorrow: The conclusion)