Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 23, 2024

All this gossip going on, yet the only thing I really see is how Buzzy Mouse is leaning in to that cuddle with Pucky! Still, I think we’re all happy for Chester. LOL

I bet those knitting needles are hard to manage with wings.

… one is a knitter and the other’s on twitter.

O.T They’re back!

It must be useful to be Ambipedal.

So much for “the wild”!

At least they can’t eavesdrop.

I still cannot sign in using my computer. I use it to read comments because it’s easier on my eyes and keep forgetting I can’t like or reply.

I love that chickadees use cell phones! If their bird brains can figure it out, why can’t I?

Do all chickadee names start with ch?

Thanks for all the tips yesterday on not being able to sign into GoComics. I saw an error message relating to a Captcha that was not there, and couldn’t sign in using Firefox or Chrome. Now I’m in Edge, my third-favorite browser.

Thursday night, I’ll try turning off my ad blocker, and restarting Firefox/my computer. Hopefully I’ll be cookin’ in Firefox then.

You all rock. : )

OT Houston, Texas

As of today I have joined the ranks of those who can’t log in because of recaptcha failure. Posting from my phone. Tried to send a message to IT and couldn’t because of recaptcha failure.

Now even the birds have smartphones. The world is doomed.

Well, Chad asked Chandra to make a nest with him! Gasp! Get out! I thought Charles, was going to ask her! (Thank you, Sue Ellen, who noticed that all the birds names, seem to start with, Ch! )

What does birds does with smartyphone, send tweets? Haw haw.

Is there a way to tell Chitter and Chatter apart?

Puck needs to do his best David Attenborough narration.

Chitter and Chatter two adorable little Chickadees, who would think them to be spies?

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Donna Summer: She Works Hard For the Money

He’s worked hard for the money,

Gathering seeds and sometimes honey,

He’s worked hard for the money, now Chet’s on the way up!

…….

Chet works hard each and every day you know I tell you true!

Chelsea is so proud of him, doing what proud birds do!

Each and every day, in sun and rain grubbing out a meal!

Now it has all paid off, and we all show our zeal!

…….

He’s worked hard for the money,

Gathering seeds and sometimes honey,

He’s worked hard for the money, now Chet’s on the way up!

This is RADIO CAT ORACLE with a breaking report: Local Author Survives Cicada Attack.

The local author of the beloved Giblet & Belle series survived a horrendous Cicada attack on Wednesday evening.

It is reported that at approximately 6:00 p.m., the author left the sanctuary of his home to return an item to his shed in the corner of the backyard. The local Cicada infestation is currently at its peak and tastiest, according to Hamilton and Holmes, two local cats interviewed for this story and who witnessed the incident. As the author approached the shed, a large and homicidal Cicada landed (attacked, really) the back of his head. When the author attempted to brush it off, the blood-thirsty Cicada went down the back of the author’s shirt, causing the author to let out a high, piercing scream and dance around the backyard in a panic, arms flailing.

When the author finally raised his shirt, the Cicada flew away. The only casualty reported was too the author’s dignity. The author returned to his abode and nursed his anxious nerves back to calm with copious amounts of gin. No video of the attack is available, for which the author is thankful.

This is RADIO CAT ORACLE reporting. Now, back to your regularly scheduled program.

Puck can lip…er…beak-read?

At least none of this will make it on the air. As Elvis said, birds have their own news.

Ah, yes, my little chickadee

The hidden world of birds!

Do all chickadee names begin with Ch? I love it!

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

At the Royal Dining Room

Puckmosis: Your Majesty, I am happy to announce our two guests, Twitter and I Gram, from Afar.

Queen Catshepsut the Golden: Welcome, most noble chickadees. And let Queen Mags I send my regards.

Twitter: Thank you, Your Majesty. And Queen Mags sends her regards as well.

I Gram: Her Majesty also wishes to send a message regarding possible collaboration on a project.

Queen Cat: This sounds most intriguing. Please continue.

Twitter: As you know, explorers from both our countries have discovered most delicious condiments. Right now we depend on chance meetings with merchants such as Amon-Merchant and Azibo to acquire these spice plurals. We propose setting up a trade route along the O-Pun road with the Spice Merchants.

I Gram: Of course, many details must be hashed out. The Spice Merchants, the Procurers’ Guild, and many others such as Trevor-Hotep. I also wish to compliment Thomios and his staff for this delicious corn and berry hash.

Thomios: Thank you. I shall pass along your compliments to my staff.

Queen Cat: There are many advantages to opening a trade route. It could also include the Kingdom of Away, as well as the Mole Kingdom. Elvis-Anum, after lunch, prepare a scroll with our reply for Twitter and I Gram to take back to Queen Mags.

Elvis: Yes, Your Majesty.

Puckmosis: Twitter, I heard your son Terence was recently named president of his class at the Aviary Academy.

Twitter: Yes. My wife Tweet and I are most proud. And I Gram’s daughter Pepper has been named to the Sportify sprint team.

The birdie isn’t going to get much knitting done, holding the needles like that.

Chickadees are the tattle-birds that the other birds pay attention to to know when things at the feeder are safe or not

“The birds around me hopped and played,

Their thoughts I cannot measure:—

But the least motion which they made

It seemed a thrill of pleasure."

–William Wordsworth from his poem “Early Spring”

I appreciate the chickadee’s efforts at knitting. I’m working on a blanket right now and find it difficult to summon the ambition.

Have we ever seen Chitter and Chatter actually speaking before? I thought we only ever saw them whispering in Mag’s ears or having little hash marks over their heads indicating they are chattering?

My cat would join the conversation…

I found my binoculars just this morning! When I put things away, sometimes I do too good a job – it’s been almost a year!

Bet I won’t see anything this interesting.

Apparently, birds act like people. I’m gonna find a game show to watch.

Puck is not suited for espionage.