Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 02, 2012

Uber SNERK!!!

Look in Vegas.

Simmer down, the whole bunch of you!

I know you’re steamed at all those corny jokes, but think about what’s at stake.

You plan to stalk this guy, beet him up, disturb the peas? What if he ends up a vegetable?

And I yam telling you two on the right, the boss doesn’t carrot all about you.

He’ll just stay in his bed while you fry.

(sreejay, cover your delicate ears….)

I rooted around and dug up a couple more.

Those.

Sorry.

My girlfriend’s engagement ring has a carat top.

We all have to suffer at his bad comedy and Very Scary Looks

this is the best comic of the day, hands down. (:

Exactly. I can’t believe that people pay to see him.

Great cartoon! I liked Carrot Top. Haven’t seen him lately.

An while yer at it, take a par ’a snips to his moll, Ruta Bagga, and put ’em in the root seller . . ☻.(SueS – ♥)

Are you sure that isn’t Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz? (Separated at birth?)

Wow, susan sure can produce jokes. No chive-ingHey, arrest him and lock him up in a cellulouse. .. I hear their friend Stu went to pot and was boiled to death…

Very good likeness of Carrot Top.

One thing I like about Brevity is the lack of text labels: either you get it, or you don’t. They’re not all funny, but at least he’s got his standards.

^ they may not all be funny but they’re always funnier than Carrot Top.

All the veggie jokes I could think of are taken so I’ll just say “props” to Guy & Rodd & Dan for this one..

Lame prop comedy is truly demeaning to carrotkind!

Laugh out loud funny!

Don’t you know yet? Carrot tops are actually green!

Lettuce plan on how we will stew this guy.