Wow, susan sure can produce jokes. No chive-ingHey, arrest him and lock him up in a cellulouse. .. I hear their friend Stu went to pot and was boiled to death…
One thing I like about Brevity is the lack of text labels: either you get it, or you don’t. They’re not all funny, but at least he’s got his standards.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Uber SNERK!!!
wilb44 almost 13 years ago
Look in Vegas.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Simmer down, the whole bunch of you!
I know you’re steamed at all those corny jokes, but think about what’s at stake.
You plan to stalk this guy, beet him up, disturb the peas? What if he ends up a vegetable?
And I yam telling you two on the right, the boss doesn’t carrot all about you.
He’ll just stay in his bed while you fry.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
(sreejay, cover your delicate ears….)
I rooted around and dug up a couple more.
Those.
Sorry.
PICTO almost 13 years ago
My girlfriend’s engagement ring has a carat top.
Totalloser Premium Member almost 13 years ago
We all have to suffer at his bad comedy and Very Scary Looks
bradchivington46725 almost 13 years ago
this is the best comic of the day, hands down. (:
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
Exactly. I can’t believe that people pay to see him.
rockngolfer almost 13 years ago
Great cartoon! I liked Carrot Top. Haven’t seen him lately.
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
An while yer at it, take a par ’a snips to his moll, Ruta Bagga, and put ’em in the root seller . . ☻.(SueS – ♥)
pschearer Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Are you sure that isn’t Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz? (Separated at birth?)
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Wow, susan sure can produce jokes. No chive-ingHey, arrest him and lock him up in a cellulouse. .. I hear their friend Stu went to pot and was boiled to death…
SwimsWithSharks almost 13 years ago
Very good likeness of Carrot Top.
One thing I like about Brevity is the lack of text labels: either you get it, or you don’t. They’re not all funny, but at least he’s got his standards.
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago
^ they may not all be funny but they’re always funnier than Carrot Top.
All the veggie jokes I could think of are taken so I’ll just say “props” to Guy & Rodd & Dan for this one..
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
Lame prop comedy is truly demeaning to carrotkind!
MelvinLott almost 13 years ago
Laugh out loud funny!
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Don’t you know yet? Carrot tops are actually green!
dougdash almost 13 years ago
Lettuce plan on how we will stew this guy.