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Wow, susan sure can produce jokes. No chive-ingHey, arrest him and lock him up in a cellulouse. .. I hear their friend Stu went to pot and was boiled to deathâŚ
One thing I like about Brevity is the lack of text labels: either you get it, or you donât. Theyâre not all funny, but at least heâs got his standards.
margueritem about 13 years ago
Uber SNERK!!!
wilb44 about 13 years ago
Look in Vegas.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
Simmer down, the whole bunch of you!
I know youâre steamed at all those corny jokes, but think about whatâs at stake.
You plan to stalk this guy, beet him up, disturb the peas? What if he ends up a vegetable?
And I yam telling you two on the right, the boss doesnât carrot all about you.
Heâll just stay in his bed while you fry.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
(sreejay, cover your delicate earsâŚ.)
I rooted around and dug up a couple more.
Those.
Sorry.
PICTO about 13 years ago
My girlfriendâs engagement ring has a carat top.
Totalloser Premium Member about 13 years ago
We all have to suffer at his bad comedy and Very Scary Looks
bradchivington46725 about 13 years ago
this is the best comic of the day, hands down. (:
Plods with ...⢠about 13 years ago
Exactly. I canât believe that people pay to see him.
rockngolfer about 13 years ago
Great cartoon! I liked Carrot Top. Havenât seen him lately.
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 13 years ago
An while yer at it, take a par âa snips to his moll, Ruta Bagga, and put âem in the root seller . . âť.(SueS â âĽ)
pschearer Premium Member about 13 years ago
Are you sure that isnât Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz? (Separated at birth?)
Varnes about 13 years ago
Wow, susan sure can produce jokes. No chive-ingHey, arrest him and lock him up in a cellulouse. .. I hear their friend Stu went to pot and was boiled to deathâŚ
SwimsWithSharks about 13 years ago
Very good likeness of Carrot Top.
One thing I like about Brevity is the lack of text labels: either you get it, or you donât. Theyâre not all funny, but at least heâs got his standards.
Larry Miller Premium Member about 13 years ago
^ they may not all be funny but theyâre always funnier than Carrot Top.
All the veggie jokes I could think of are taken so Iâll just say âpropsâ to Guy & Rodd & Dan for this one..
chris_weaver about 13 years ago
Lame prop comedy is truly demeaning to carrotkind!
MelvinLott about 13 years ago
Laugh out loud funny!
iced tea about 13 years ago
Donât you know yet? Carrot tops are actually green!
dougdash about 13 years ago
Lettuce plan on how we will stew this guy.