Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 27, 2012
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Magic Carpets 50 % off Man: We've got full-scale flying carpets, hovering area rugs, or in your price range, a single-owner leg-powered bath mat. Aladdin at the dealership.
Susan, Are you seriously not going to call him a rugrat? Or talk about his new years resolution to get more fiber? Or say the dealer is weaving a tale? Or say that he plans to use it for carpet bombing? I thought we could count on you to make every conceivable pun…