Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 27, 2012

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    otforever  over 12 years ago

    What if I trade in my dad’s gently worn rug?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I’m waiting till they have a big sale, so I can grab some of those flyers they put all over town.

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    V-Beast  over 12 years ago

    “Whats it gonna take to get you to fly off in one of these babies today?”

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago

    CrackOfNoon,hmmm, scaling things with the comic, that would only help him get a small part of his anatomy up. Probably exactly why he got it, well so there’d be a reason anyway.

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    konradh  over 12 years ago

    Susan, Are you seriously not going to call him a rugrat? Or talk about his new years resolution to get more fiber? Or say the dealer is weaving a tale? Or say that he plans to use it for carpet bombing? I thought we could count on you to make every conceivable pun…

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    iced tea  over 12 years ago

    How about a Persian carpet on sale?

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Konrad, carpet bombing……nice…..

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