Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 31, 2012

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    matthew_avila  over 12 years ago

    “ask knot what your country can do for you…”

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    Buckly34  over 12 years ago

    @Dogsniff:..as opposed to self flatulation!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    When they finally push him too far…. ….when he’s worn and frazzled… and at the end of his rope…….and just one more person says “Well,aren’t you going to answer me??”||He will take off his hat, and shout… “No! No!I’m a frayed knot!”

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    x_Tech  over 12 years ago

    That fellow seems to have a touch of stage fright.

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    jreckard  over 12 years ago

    She looks like she’s ready to tie one on.

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    I thought he was the Snyder’s rep.

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    PICTO  over 12 years ago

    She just wants him to talk knotty to her, or is it "One for all and all for naught? I think not.

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    celeconecca  over 12 years ago

    all is for knot

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    V-Beast  over 12 years ago

    ‘You got the wrong guy, I’m ropa-dope.’

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    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    Ah, quit your twining!

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    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    Wonder if he’s a tenor in a string quartet?

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    Loijen  over 12 years ago

    Thank you Matt. I was wobbling with debate him being the “not.”

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    StoicLion1973  over 12 years ago

    I guess it was too hard to draw Don Knotts…or people wouldn’t have gotten it.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    I certainly wouldn’t want to hang with that guy…..

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    imbaldeagle  over 12 years ago

    I was wondering how many people would have to Google the phrase to get the gist. Kennedy was inaugurated over 50 years ago – that’s ancient history for the majority of Americans.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I’ll have to get back to ya on that. I’m all tied up right now.

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member over 12 years ago

    He’s waiting to give her the slip…..knot!

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    Digital Frog  over 12 years ago

    She doesn’t really look like she’s one of the have knots…

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    konradh  over 12 years ago

    I understand the reference, but where are they and what are they doing? I feel that I am only getting half the joke (a common thing here lately).

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    Perkycat  over 12 years ago

    This joke is almost more clever than the comments. The knot knows the answer – he’s just tongue tied.

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    mmontague  over 12 years ago

    Will she go to a butt next and ask it what she can do for her country?

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Gordian told the woman: “Now cut that out!” . . . ☻

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    hippogriff  over 12 years ago

    To paraphrase the last senator I had that even begrudgingly helped his constituents, I remember Jack Kennedy. And I also remember your kind were attacking him for being a welfare state socialist and calling for his assassination, until some misfit decided that was the way to be a hero and did it.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Um… Miss Scarlet asked how he can take off his hat…. all I can say is, I have faith in knot knowing the answer…

    Varnes — but if we don’t all hang together, we will all hang separately?

    Skaredcat — thanks — and glad you’re feeling better!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Blackwolf — good to see you!…. and sorry about…. you know….(except you can tell that I’m brazenly KNOT sorry.)

    Sheriff — you too!And yeah…. I live for it…

    Sometimes I think everybody’s getting tired of it…but I don’t even know how to stop….it’s just knot possible..sigh….Jute think there’s any hope?

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    iced tea  over 12 years ago

    Bring back Will Rogers to rescue that rope!

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Susan, don’t rope me into that tangled topic…..

    So, anyway, Mordecai, you were over here instead of coloring Monty.?……Yeah, Ms. Sunshine does that to me too….

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    benbenson  over 12 years ago

    I’m a frayed knot.

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