Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 26, 2012

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Wait a minute, if she’s eating the cake, and the peasants can’t have bread because there isn’t any, how….what…Hell I don’t know, I’m a Democrat. I don’t understand how rich conservatives are going to pull this off without a fight………

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    chireef  over 12 years ago

    the conservatives claim that the liberals answer to a problem is to through money at it… the liberals claim that the conservatives answer to a problem is to through money at rich people… any time both side cant agree they are probably both wrong.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Be-headed. Get it? Get it? Where was this on Bastille Day?

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    V-Beast  over 12 years ago

    Gee, a teen.

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    Grace Potter takes a cab ride. Oh la la.

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    celeconecca  over 12 years ago

    “taxi fare? I say “laissez faire!”

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Let them eat crumb cake.

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    philyfanstukinmi  over 12 years ago

    Nice reference, but, ARE YOU TALKIN TO ME

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    gmu328  over 12 years ago

    Poor Marie Antoinette … she actually was the more sensible person in that marriage and had a bad PR … took me awhile about the “be headed” … cute

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    CYBret  over 12 years ago

    The actual saying “let them eat cake” was first written by the political philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau in his autobiography “Confessions”. At the time, Marie Antoinette was only 10 years old and living in Austria. She didn’t come to France until four years later when she married Louis XVI. More than that, Rousseau mentioned this same phrase in a letter written 18 years before Marie-Antoinette was even born.Read more at http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2011/12/marie-antoinette-never-said-let-them-eat-cake/#BDMmm471ZpIRPQQM.99

    SO THERE!!! :-P

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    wamoylan  over 12 years ago

    The cake is probably a Napoleon – hopefully Marie A’ will not be blown-apart

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    Godfreydaniel  over 12 years ago

    A bad actress in a classic Benny Hill skit: “What’s that in the road? A head?” Benny: “No, dear, it’s what’s that in the ROAD ahead!” (Also, in another one: “Ooh, what is this thing called, love?” while appearing to be groping her scene partner. Benny: “No, dear, it’s what IS this thing called LOVE!”)

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Well, you DO have to taxi before you take off.Unless it’s a chopper of course.

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    hippogriff  over 12 years ago

    LaffinLarry: I got the pun, but even choppers do some taxiing to save fuel on takeoff.

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    iced tea  over 12 years ago

    Humble Pie would be more suitable for her.

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    lmop8446  over 12 years ago

    @gmu328marie was level headed?

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    K M  over 12 years ago

    I hesitate to ask: PNAG? Doesn’t show up in the acronym sites.

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    Dr Lou Premium Member over 12 years ago

    She never said that, you know.

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