Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 08, 2012
December 07, 2012
December 09, 2012
Transcript:
Santa: Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow? Elton John: *A* red velvet suit? I've got 254 of them!
Briatollah…Santa needing to borrow a beard would have been funnier…