Santa: Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow? Elton John: *A* red velvet suit? I've got 254 of them!
I never put any comments on the comics I read…but this was the best one ever!! & Elton is such a caring person, I know he would let Santa have all of his red suits… but I bet he would draw the line over which glasses Santa can have :-)
Varnes over 11 years ago
So Elton has a lot of red suits?
maybeinthenextworld over 11 years ago
JusSayin over 11 years ago
Elton is a Yamaha™ Artist. Expect a note from some lawyers. Of course, Yamaha’s people are not near the b******* that S******* & Sons are.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Briatollah…Santa needing to borrow a beard would have been funnier…
Knightman Premium Member over 11 years ago
Well he came to the right person for a bright and colorful suit! Sir Elton must have quite a few!
jreckard over 11 years ago
I guess that’s why they call it the reds.
hwcrescent over 11 years ago
gay apparel
leester39 Premium Member over 11 years ago
I never put any comments on the comics I read…but this was the best one ever!! & Elton is such a caring person, I know he would let Santa have all of his red suits… but I bet he would draw the line over which glasses Santa can have :-)
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Clyde… it’s you, isn’t it?As ever, you nailed it.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
Well there are not many guys he could go to for a red suit! Santa knows you when you’re sleeping etc.
rockngolfer over 11 years ago
Why does Santa wear red suspenders? To hold his underwear up.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
pcolli…. I wasn’t under the impression you needed one…..not the Elton kind!LOL
hwcrescent over 11 years ago
what made you so awfully clever?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
I will always know.I’m going to e-mail you…. I don’t know whether you ever see it, though.