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Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 16, 2016
July 15, 2016
July 17, 2016
Transcript:
Owl: Oh yeah? Well, the late bird gets the tequila!
He’ll start by kicking out his clawsLose his hearing from the drink.Leave his wisdom in the bathroom stall,Drop a dead mouse in the sink.
He don’t mean nothing, he’s just havin’ funTomorrow he’ll say, “Hoooo, what have I done?”His friends will joke about the stuff he lost.Yeah, tequila makes his feathers fall off.