Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 16, 2016

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    Mescal,mr_ sherman…And we should always remember, the early worm is the one that gets eaten….

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    HeckleMeElmo  over 8 years ago

    He’ll start by kicking out his clawsLose his hearing from the drink.Leave his wisdom in the bathroom stall,Drop a dead mouse in the sink.

    He don’t mean nothing, he’s just havin’ funTomorrow he’ll say, “Hoooo, what have I done?”His friends will joke about the stuff he lost.Yeah, tequila makes his feathers fall off.

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    Now I Ole’ me down to sleep.My lunch and dinner, I hope to keep.If I run dry before you doI just might drink your tequila too.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 8 years ago

    I hope that night owl has a designated flyer…….

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    Kind&Kinder  over 8 years ago

    Wow! It’s Chicken’s hat (from Two Cows and a Chicken) on the label! So that’s where it went!

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