Man: I'm sorry, Mr. George, your breath is terrible. I can't carry on this interview unless I give you a breath mint that contains retsin.
Boy George: Do you really want to certs me?
Did you hear that Mary Poppins has given up the Nanny business and gone in to the fortune telling business? She’s in LA and is in the top of her particular field where she tells your fortune by smelling your breath. She’s a SUPERCALIFORNIANMYSTICEXPERTINHALITOSIS!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
Eww… Dan….About this painful joke….Um….
Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?
StoicLion1973 over 8 years ago
Whew! Dan must have strained something reaching for that joke!
RussHeim over 8 years ago
I’m thinking a breath mint would be a lifesaver.
Tigdi over 8 years ago
Bad breath jokes really stink. (insert rimshot here)
I knew someone with breath so bad … (How bad was it?*) I didn’t know whether to offer him a mint or toilet paper.
*Nod to Johnny Carson
Ricky Bennett over 8 years ago
Bad breath and bad spelling. It’s “Retsyn”.
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Ol’ George must thought the man at the desk was Mr. Hal I. Tosis.
hablano over 8 years ago
Pastis wrote this one. :)
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT over 8 years ago
Did you hear that Mary Poppins has given up the Nanny business and gone in to the fortune telling business? She’s in LA and is in the top of her particular field where she tells your fortune by smelling your breath. She’s a SUPERCALIFORNIANMYSTICEXPERTINHALITOSIS!
Ginrummy33 over 8 years ago
Does the author realize that everyone under age 30 was born after this song reference? I picture a lot of confused people.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
Oldfield DiscipleHave you tried working for Pastis the way Reed Hoover does for Brookins?