Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 22, 2016

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Eww… Dan….About this painful joke….Um….

    Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?

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    StoicLion1973  over 8 years ago

    Whew! Dan must have strained something reaching for that joke!

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    RussHeim  over 8 years ago

    I’m thinking a breath mint would be a lifesaver.

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    Tigdi  over 8 years ago

    Bad breath jokes really stink. (insert rimshot here)

    I knew someone with breath so bad … (How bad was it?*) I didn’t know whether to offer him a mint or toilet paper.

    *Nod to Johnny Carson

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    Ricky Bennett  over 8 years ago

    Bad breath and bad spelling. It’s “Retsyn”.

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Ol’ George must thought the man at the desk was Mr. Hal I. Tosis.

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    hablano  over 8 years ago

    Pastis wrote this one. :)

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  over 8 years ago

    Did you hear that Mary Poppins has given up the Nanny business and gone in to the fortune telling business? She’s in LA and is in the top of her particular field where she tells your fortune by smelling your breath. She’s a SUPERCALIFORNIANMYSTICEXPERTINHALITOSIS!

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    Ginrummy33  over 8 years ago

    Does the author realize that everyone under age 30 was born after this song reference? I picture a lot of confused people.

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    hippogriff  over 8 years ago

    Oldfield DiscipleHave you tried working for Pastis the way Reed Hoover does for Brookins?

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