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Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 13, 2016
October 12, 2016
October 14, 2016
Transcript:
Man: Would it be possible to replace this countertop with a common bluish-white metal that becomes ductile upon slight heating and has an atomic number of 30?
I always have to steel myself for these horrible puns.
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BTW, I’ve always thought it was funny that stupid thieves, over the years, have been known to rip out and steal faucets…..
They try to sell them for a lot of money, because they’re marked “Sterling”, a popular brand of bathroom fixtures.