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Man: Would it be possible to replace this countertop with a common bluish-white metal that becomes ductile upon slight heating and has an atomic number of 30?
I’d like to try 12. Unfortunately, the use of magnesite seems to have disappeared around the time of the (First) Depression. (Great puns in the comments, btw).
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
I always have to steel myself for these horrible puns.
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BTW, I’ve always thought it was funny that stupid thieves, over the years, have been known to rip out and steal faucets…..
They try to sell them for a lot of money, because they’re marked “Sterling”, a popular brand of bathroom fixtures.
Superfrog over 8 years ago
That’ll galvanise them into action.
PICTO over 8 years ago
If he moves, he can take everything except the kitchen zinc…
Tigdi over 8 years ago
I love these puns about metals. They’re so earthy.
shipl14 over 8 years ago
Sometimes iron out of puns
Radish... over 8 years ago
Do you want a zinc sink?
Do you have it in pink?
Only grey I think.
Cerabooge over 8 years ago
I’d like to try 12. Unfortunately, the use of magnesite seems to have disappeared around the time of the (First) Depression. (Great puns in the comments, btw).
euvnrutas over 8 years ago
Boy he has the brass to ask that…
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
We don’t need no zincing countertops.
gammaguy over 8 years ago
But eventually the coppers catch the thieves.