Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 13, 2018

Well, he should watch out, anyway.

Plenty of golfers out there, really wanting to eliminate a slice.

 

Hey…. if you’re thinking you never sausage a cheesy pun….

doughnut blame me.

I’m not the cartoonist… he’s the one who raised this half-baked idea…

and he must be the one rollin’ in the dough.

Hey sugar, do you come here very oven? C’mere and sit with me. It’s hot in there and it’s starting to sprinkle.

Forget golf, I’m addicted to pizza and donuts.

Pizza Slice to Donut: Aw! Shut your hole!

Does the donut always get it in the hole?

Ironic that he hooked it. He’s a slice.

If it goes left it’s a hook, if it goes right it’s a slice.If it goes straight it’s a miracle.

I’d rather be the donut. He always has a hole -in -one!