Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 01, 2018

That’s just Madness!

Perhaps they could use the rabbit to speed up the game! (I’m late. I’m late. For a very important date. No time to say Hello/ Good bye. I’m late. I’m late, I’m late.)

And the teapot, ummm, pitcher is on the mound!

Better than a dedicated hater.

It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Game.

He needs to get in the hatters box.

The pitcher will throw a bean ball when a loud commanding voice shouts from the stands, “Off with his head!”

…and it’s Ed Wynn at the bat

“Substitution! Bring in the Cheshire Catcher!”