Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 09, 2019

  1. Sylvester1
    Nachikethass  about 6 years ago

    That’s a lot of bull!

     •  Reply
  2. Sammy on gocomics
    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Mr. Thompson is milking this joke.

     •  Reply
  3. Sunshine   copy
    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Most HR departments wouldn’t get pasture lack of real qualifications in the field.

    Even if they did… hiring managers have a serious beef with liars.

    If your claims were bull, they’d have a cow.

     •  Reply
  4. W12
    chris_weaver  about 6 years ago

    “Beefing up my resume”, he uddered.

     •  Reply
  5. Grandpa hef
    Jeff0811  about 6 years ago

    He can beef up his resume until the cows come home, or he can put his steak in the company brand, either way will steer him toward the future.

     •  Reply
  6. Missing large
    Stevefk  about 6 years ago

    Just like the airplane pilot who made a big beef when he got grounded!

     •  Reply
  7. Spock
    Spock  about 6 years ago

    Plus certified vegan terrifying specialist.

     •  Reply
  8. 37cdc61d 2dfd 4a3c 9796 a93e73f76317
    MCProfessor  about 6 years ago

    Hereford Hank’s! Great porterhouse!

     •  Reply
  9. Mr. connolly
    gcarlson  about 6 years ago

    Back when I regularly attended resident teaching rounds, the attending physicians would occasionally cite the Antihypertensive and Lipid-Lowering Treatment to Prevent Heart Attack Trial, aka ALLHAT, so I’d find the residents articles about it. I’d also check to see if anybody had called a study NOCATTLE, but that still hasn’t happened.

     •  Reply
  10. Logo
    Chris Sherlock  about 6 years ago

    Jimbo, you hamburger!

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Brevity