Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 31, 2019

That hardly amounts to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

Clever, Dan.

Ingrid Burgerman, I presume?

And Hum-fries Bogart

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful slider.

Slide it Sam.

To the gocomics team: If you ever watched Casablanca you’d know that was Ingrid Bergman, not Bacall.

That is a great likeness of Ingrid Bergman.

Oh no, you’ll definitely regret it, either today or tomorrow (depending on how many you eat).

The only thing I regretted was walking into the place.

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you!

It should say, “If these burgers don’t leave the bag and enter my mouth …”

Credit card doesn’t work, so he gets out another one to use: “Pay it again, Sam…”

Love is in the air at White Castle!

Eat it again, Sam!

“Play it once, Sam. For old times’ sake.” Ummm, my names not Sam and this is a cash register.

Brilliant! …..and beefy!