Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 26, 2019

  1. Grandpa hef
    Jeff0811  over 5 years ago

    I’m sure that will light a fire under him.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It’s nothing to get all burnt about. Besides, you’ll get to play Valhalla!

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    Jml58  over 5 years ago

    You have to be dead before they lihgt you off.

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    Totalloser Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I want a Viking Funeral have it written in my will

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    Display  over 5 years ago

    Whatever floats your boat…

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    PO' DAWG  over 5 years ago

    “It’s called the Minnesota Viking’s Swiss Cheese Defense” You’ll wish you were dead.

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    After the Viking funeral, maybe he could be a Cleveland Brown!

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    Retire. Then you can just sail off into the sunset. Not sure how that works in Minnesota, but go with it!

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    Nuclear Nemesis  over 5 years ago

    Is that Chad Beebe?

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  10. Mr. connolly
    gcarlson  over 5 years ago

    Got me thinking of that, since I’m planning cremation anyway; but why waste a boat?

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