Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 19, 2019

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    How do you intimidate a seagull?

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    mddshubby2005  over 5 years ago

    “I know what you’re thinking: Did he tally six bananas or only five?”

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    pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If it weren’t for that insane scene in “Beetlejuice”, how many of us would remember Harry Belafonte or that song? (Oh great, now it’s gonna be my earworm today. “♫Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!!♫”

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    nerdhoof  over 5 years ago

    You’re really old if you remember when the song was originally a hit. Or if you’re my age, you remember Stan Freberg. https://youtu.be/_-TApnxnCTY

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    Qiset  over 5 years ago

    I remember his trip to Venezuela before the true nature of it’s socialism showed.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Throw down the gauntlet, punk!

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    Cerabooge  over 5 years ago

    That .44 Cavendish is even more phallic than Dirty Harry’s gun.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 5 years ago

    I’m trying to spot the hidden deadly tarantula…..

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    triathlete1066 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He’s after his nemesis known only as “The Tallyman.”. But first he must find where his henchman, Black Tarantula, is hiding—all before daylight come an’ he wan’ go home.

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