Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 18, 2020

Give him a contract… but be sure to put in the claws about never pitching, even if he tries to shell you on it.

He’s a great hitter in a pinch, gives even the fishiest pitches a battering.

But as a pitcher, he lobs so many easy ones that on his last team they nicknamed him the Lobster.

Also… keep him away from the training table till the other guys eat… every time you let him sea food, he gets shellfish.

Hey… Don’t be crabby.

I know this will net me some boos…

I’m not great at fishing for sports metaphors….

for me to even try is in seine.