Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 18, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    He clawed his way out of the minor leagues.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Give him a contract… but be sure to put in the claws about never pitching, even if he tries to shell you on it.

    He’s a great hitter in a pinch, gives even the fishiest pitches a battering.

     

    But as a pitcher, he lobs so many easy ones that on his last team they nicknamed him the Lobster.

    Also… keep him away from the training table till the other guys eat… every time you let him sea food, he gets shellfish.

     

    Hey… Don’t be crabby.

    I know this will net me some boos…

    I’m not great at fishing for sports metaphors….

    for me to even try is in seine.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    He’s always come through in a pinch!

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    his hobby is reciting t.s. eliot…

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    Jml58  over 4 years ago

    Try to butter him up.

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    rhpii  over 4 years ago

    Seems the Twins really know how to sign them. Now if they sign a pinch runner will they have to change the team name to the Triplets?

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    We’ll see how fast he grasps his job

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    mariposa117  over 4 years ago

    Would have made more sense if he played for the Red Sox, not the Twins.

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