Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 19, 2020

That includes prescription lens coverage, Ten-Eyes!

I’m pretty sure that is just a trial balloon.

They need a plan that’s not only great… but out of this world.

At least we know the aliens are gullible too!

Wrong room, guys. The Miss Universe contest is down the hall.

Wrong universe.

Everywhere except the USA.

I wish they were that easy to identify.

Including medical marijuana… a universal joint.

Pay your own way.

Oh look, a lying politician. I’ve never seen such a creature.

The two aliens appear to be VERY socially distant from their home planet……..

I sure they’ll vote for that.

Don’t take this the wrong way guys, it’s not that universal.

No trolls here today?

summer rerun? see https://www.gocomics.com/brevity/2016/06/24

PRAISE THE SHIP

I just hope the children of those aliens don’t end up in cages!