Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 16, 2020

Actress Mare Winningham finally gets some film credit, as not to be included, in this retro 2020 cartoon joke

for ‘sausage fest’ punch line, add Andrew McCarthy, and take out the two girl actors

Be happy it wasn’t Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr, Joey Bishop, and Peter Lawford. You definitely wouldn’t want to eat THOSE sausages.

Hope the cartoon writer, in the future panels, does not know who Arnold Ziffel is.

Hopefully none of them are molded into the form of Conchita Wurst.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conchita_Wurst

I wouldn’t buy such a Sheedy deal.

If you want to see a real brat pack, there’s this group of little boys who live in the neighborhood… (jk)

Somebody’s being watching too much Cooking With the Stars!

The brat pack at the Breakfast Club

This is the wurst strip ever!

What a bunch of balogna…

Wurst pun I’ve been forced to make all week.

Get the ones that look like Caitlyn Jenner & Bruce Jenner; those are the authentic She-boy-gan brats.

Hopefully they don’t have to return them to the store or the Brat pack brat pack will be brought back (probably) in a back pack