Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 03, 2020

A treadful joke.

Don’t rubber the wrong way.

A tired joke.

It’s a good year when your date is good, rich and beautiful.

Once when we were going out to a fancy dinner, my wife asked me what sort of attire she should wear that night. Sigh…I shoulda kept my big mouth shut.

Yes, it’s a black tyre fair.

This joke is flat.

She found out her date was a tire. And she nailed it.

The A Tire looks good, but the tube is flat.

I would think it would be good to rub elbows with the UNIROYAL-TY and the GOOD RICH every once in a while.;-D

I’m wondering which one is the A tire and which one is the B tire.

he looks like he’d like to hit the road…

She just going to dump him in a few months for a snow tire.

I don’t remember him being part of the A Team!

Is he a formala-1 tire?

Just roll with it.

Try not to peel off during the cocktail hour…

I’d say it’s for mal attire.

Not really my wheelhouse.

I wonder on which side he tux?

What? No bad puns about her studded tire?

His eyes seem distant … vacant … dare I say he looks tired?

No dis-cord showing, just good Cooper-ation.

Is his name Rimmer?

BTW, why was “Anastasia” allowed in if she wasn’t a real tire?

He needs to tighten his belt on his inflated ego or he’ll end up just like his pop.

He appears to be suited for the season.

It’s been a Goodyear.

I’’ll wait for the show to come on the tube.