Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 21, 2020

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    pearlsbs  about 4 years ago

    They’re all phonies.

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    Baarorso  about 4 years ago

    That’s for you to DISCOVER, friend. If you do, you’ll be able to MASTER the CARDS! ;D

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    Digital Frog  about 4 years ago

    These are not the ‘droids you’re looking for.

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    dalerpederson Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Each of the three servers have “low battery” indications, so SOMEONE must be sitting in charge … if only to take their place when they shut down completely!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 4 years ago

    It’s time to change servers.

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    whahoppened  about 4 years ago

    Jut checked, my server is in Chicago.

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    cdward  about 4 years ago

    They all seem to be phoning it in.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Don’t call us. We’ll call you.

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Whoever has the most bars, silly!

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    Darryl Heine  about 4 years ago

    CHARGE! CHARGERS!

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    COL Crash  about 4 years ago

    It’s either one of those low energy laid-back types or the kind that don’t want to put more than the bare minimum into the effort in the false notion that it will maximize their profits.

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 4 years ago

    There are no bars at this restaurant.

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    cuzinron47  about 4 years ago

    Charge? This place is cash only.

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    dmagoon202ii  about 4 years ago

    When playing games on them, smartphones can make good girl toys.

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    rm8ty  about 4 years ago

    Hey, you got your wine didn’t you? How bad could it be?

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