Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 19, 2021

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    “Ah, mand!”

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    whahoppened  almost 4 years ago

    Is milk of magnesia next?

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Almond milk is just nuts!

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    Zykoic  almost 4 years ago

    Kale milk.

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    John Wiley Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Is it really “milk” if it doesn’t come from a mammary gland? Sounds like Marketing got involved.

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    guyjen2004  almost 4 years ago

    I’ll stick to good old milk milk, thanks.

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    bookworm0812  almost 4 years ago

    I love my lactose-free milk!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    When I see l teeny-weensy people sitting on little teeny-weensy stools, squeezing it from little teeny-weensy almond udders…or oat or soybean udders…

    that’s when I’ll believe that stuff is “milk.”

    Or maybe when the little almond calves gather round the almond cows and suckle…. and it helps them grow into big almonds.

     

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Just get OAT!!

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    Doctor Toon  almost 4 years ago

    A couple of years back I was running the dairy department at work, and we had a meeting of all the dairy managers in the district

    They told us then to look for huge growth in milk alternatives and they were right

    Oat milk was very new at the time, it didn’t really take off in our store until about the time covid hit

    For a few weeks, it was one of the few things I had in stock

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Thought they were going to prohibit the use of the word MILK for these sickening concoctions.

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    drycurt  almost 4 years ago

    Still waiting to see barley “milk” in my local stores. It contains complete protein, along with fiber, calcium, and good fats, and it has 50% less sugar than other flavored plant-based milks.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Is it just me or did soy milk seem to fall out of favor; like overnight?

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    bobgreenwade  almost 4 years ago

    I think I would’ve put Soy into that middle position.

    (Even so, my own jam is Coconut.)

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