Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 14, 2021

I think he’s a sham.

But the catcher is really a wet blanket.

My throw pillows are couch potatoes.

Rag arm!

If he pitched for the Yankees would he be a pin (stripe) cushion?

Who’s throwing the ball?

The whoopie cushions must be cheering.

Does that make him an armchair manager?

Off to a good start; sofa so good.

Eyeroll

Never got the point of throw pillows.

I think this is the worst pun ever to appear on Brevity.

And his wig is a throw rug. (Groan)

Said no man – EVER.

Are you sure that’s not Third Base?

Looks like that throw as got a little stuffing to put on that ball …

Perfectly fitting for Seattle – a soft throw-er.