Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 13, 2021

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    Fantom Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Gary has no self es’steam’.

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    eromlig  almost 3 years ago

    She’s just giving him a bunch of soft soap.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    She is going to take him to the cleaners.

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    Qiset  almost 3 years ago

    He doesn’t take his work home.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Gary? I thought his name was Tony Stark!

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    gary’s just full of hot air…

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    Chief Inspector   almost 3 years ago

    He has to leave the party for a pressing engagement

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    Darryl Heine  almost 3 years ago

    Hope Alanis Morrisette isn’t at the party…

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    Herd of Turtles  almost 3 years ago

    She appears to be a bottle blond.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Oh Gary? With those pants, he looks more like Bob – SpongeBob that is.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Sooo, where’s your other half….what’s his name, the ole softy?

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    jango  almost 3 years ago

    Sounds like someone has had too much suds to drink

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    AlanM  almost 3 years ago

    I’ll bet she thinks he’s HOT.

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Love the Iron/Irony play on words. Very well done, Dan.

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    P51Strega  almost 3 years ago

    He’ll be pressing her to go out with him.

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    P51Strega  almost 3 years ago

    “speaking of irony, you’re also unim-press-ive”

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    LJZ Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Irony = opposite of wrinkly

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    lawguy05  almost 3 years ago

    Is that Iron Bob Square Pants?

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