Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 04, 2023

He doesn’t need anything more than the beans to levitate.

Might not want to be at that end of him when the demons of indigestion come out.

Smoking not allowed.

I heard of a rather rotund wife of a pastor who would pray over her food to cast out the calories.

Does it work?

it makes everyone else leave the room

I’ll never need exorcising then. Refried beans are nasty!

Let me know when his head turns and vomits green…ew

Watch where you point that thing.

The power of rice commands you!

Ooooh, such a unfortunate place to be standing Padre.

That guy needs to use more sour cream – it puts the fire out.

Preacher is standing in wrong spot in case of a mighty release of gas.

Blazing Saddles campfire scene. No ones done it better!

he actually doesn’t know beans about exorcism…

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