Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 04, 2024

Never had goats, we had sheep (stink) a horse (expensive, no profit) pigs OK and cows…the cows and pigs paid off. But do goats eat cans?

Billy’s buffet. An alliteration with a “hidden” pun. This man’s wickedness know no limits.

They should do an experiment on TV, anorexic people and people with appetite loss in a buffet and all you can eat place.

I think the episode of the Andy Griffith show where the goat ate the dynomite was funnier.

Billy Goat Gruff Tavern

They even have a kids’ menu.

Goats DO NOT eat cans. They eat the labels and the glue.