Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 21, 2009

He threw up EVERYWHERE!

He really was a silly fool. To toss your cookies isn’t cool. He’s better off just eating spam. I put the blame on Sam I am,

m( _ _ )m —-> Edcole1961

Ha ha, now it’s the cat who’s green.

@Margueritem — no fair! you studied for the quiz ;-)

@Edcole1961 — meaning the movie with Sean Penn I’m guessing ;-)

nice finishing of Margueritem!

Wait … there’s ham that Brewster won’t eat???

Beware of green eggs. Green beer, on the other hand….

The cat did WHAT in the hat?

Horton heard a-heavin’.

Didn’t you know how SPAM is made?

The moral of the story being that the only thing green on your plate should be your vegetables.

(>.<)

Green eggs are easy, especially if they’re powdered. The oxidised (blue) with the yellow yolk in a big pan of scramble. However, the green ham is probably worth a pass!

Green beer that’s been left on a pallet in the sun, then taken into a cold warehouse, delivered and left in the sun, taken in, etc… becomes rotten beer. In Chu Lai, it was still better than *no* beer.

Eww

Not in a box. (I’d have in my head rocks)

Not with a fox. (On it I declare a pox)

Not in a house. (I’d feel like a louse)

Not with a mouse. (Though maybe with souse)

I would not eat them here or there. (the totality of everywhere)

I would not eat them anywhere. (restated, not NOWHERE)

I would not eat green eggs and ham. (I suspect the marketing is some sort of scam)

I do not like them, Sam-I-am. (and in your face, the door I’ll slam)