Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 07, 2010

Now, why hasn’t BP thought of that? They could use one of their CEO’s.

If not one of their executives, perhaps just his spleen.

Winky is Dutch?

Why am I not surprised that Winky would get involved sooner or later???

Seen a few cartoons with old big ear’s finger in the dike, but I believe the answer is the stainless steel condoms the bodega next to the crack house sells.

Now at least I know what to do instead of having to call a plumber.

Just look at what a swell job BP has done!

http://tinyurl.com/bp-oil-leak-feed

This would never work either. Too much spleen venting.

With antimatter in there, why isn’t Winky sucked right in? He’s certainly sucked in by Dr. Mel all the time.

Actually, Winky would be blown out, not sucked in, but since there is no antimatter Winky inside the rock, he’s safe.

This is how Winky became a proctologist, by sticking his finger in an asteroid.

Winky could use some music to pass the time. How about the theme from Goldfinger?

Shiver me timbers and blow me down — or across the galaxy.