Love that Futon Frog!
Why didn’t I think of that?
This is better - I like frogs!
Ribbbb - bit
Now, I’m sure that there’s not going to be any sort of problem, but just out of curiosity, How would you get rid of an infestation of Futon Frogs?
Hey, I like it! Just don’t lick ‘em.
Futon frog feels fulfilled following free food fest.
Along with the Futon Frog, you need a Toad Stool. Just keep them away from the Veggie Table.
With the Futon Frog, it’s easy being green!
Now, how are they gonna get rid of the frogs?
How to get rid of the frogs? Don’t worry, the Nuclear Coffee Squirrels are on the case.
Now call in the credenza crane to eat the futon frogs.
Don’t ask me how to get rid of the cranes though. Maybe cancel their TV show?
To get rid of credenza cranes, get some table tigers.
to get rid of the table tigers ……. gee, how DO you get rid of a tiger that can eat a crane that is big enough to eat a frog that is as big as a couch?
they’re gonna need a bigger ship
To get rid of table tigers, get some tiny ticks.
…the pond…
To make the frogs run away, just bring in Miss Piggy; then get rid of her by serving her as ham to Brewster. Problems solved!
This sounds like a job for Ottoman Opossum!
To get rid of the table tigers, you need elephant end tables. To get rid of the elephant end tables, just fill them up with styrofoam peanuts and send them packing.
You can also get rid of elephant end tables with barn swallows. If those aren’t big enough, try a cliff swallow.
Do we give the frog applause?
Is this a Canadian joke?
all hail the hypnotoad…err…futon frog
Hello, froggie! You bicycle? ;-)
Pluck that high-tech twanger, froggy!
All hail the Hypno Toad.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Love that Futon Frog!
Steve Bartholomew over 14 years ago
Why didn’t I think of that?
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
This is better - I like frogs!
zero over 14 years ago
Ribbbb - bit
Nebulous Premium Member over 14 years ago
Now, I’m sure that there’s not going to be any sort of problem, but just out of curiosity, How would you get rid of an infestation of Futon Frogs?
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
Hey, I like it! Just don’t lick ‘em.
Sandfan over 14 years ago
Futon frog feels fulfilled following free food fest.
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
Along with the Futon Frog, you need a Toad Stool. Just keep them away from the Veggie Table.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
With the Futon Frog, it’s easy being green!
LEopardGEcko over 14 years ago
Now, how are they gonna get rid of the frogs?
Rakkav over 14 years ago
How to get rid of the frogs? Don’t worry, the Nuclear Coffee Squirrels are on the case.
McGehee over 14 years ago
Now call in the credenza crane to eat the futon frogs.
Don’t ask me how to get rid of the cranes though. Maybe cancel their TV show?
pdchapin over 14 years ago
To get rid of credenza cranes, get some table tigers.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
to get rid of the table tigers ……. gee, how DO you get rid of a tiger that can eat a crane that is big enough to eat a frog that is as big as a couch?
they’re gonna need a bigger ship
PappyFiddle over 14 years ago
To get rid of table tigers, get some tiny ticks.
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
…the pond…
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
To make the frogs run away, just bring in Miss Piggy; then get rid of her by serving her as ham to Brewster. Problems solved!
Possum Pete over 14 years ago
This sounds like a job for Ottoman Opossum!
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
To get rid of the table tigers, you need elephant end tables. To get rid of the elephant end tables, just fill them up with styrofoam peanuts and send them packing.
chromosome Premium Member over 14 years ago
You can also get rid of elephant end tables with barn swallows. If those aren’t big enough, try a cliff swallow.
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
Do we give the frog applause?
Varnes over 14 years ago
Is this a Canadian joke?
trekkermint over 14 years ago
all hail the hypnotoad…err…futon frog
GreenBikeGuy over 14 years ago
Hello, froggie! You bicycle? ;-)
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Pluck that high-tech twanger, froggy!
SamuelMeasa over 3 years ago
All hail the Hypno Toad.