Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 27, 2010

Pastrystein looks rather yummy.

The Horton Prometheus.

Does that make him a creepy-cruller?

The creation doesn’t look Transylvanian. He looks more Neopolitan.

This is a job for Homer Simpson!

A little icing, a few sprinkles, and he’s good to go.

Is this the donut version of the “everything bagel?” I love them!

Where’s Dr Pastrystein’s assistant, I-clair?

mmm! Doughnuts!!

Assembled and ready to go.

Shouldn’t it be Pastrystein’s monster?

@algurka - Yesterday, you asked where zombie donuts come from. My guess would be here. (Yes, it’s for real. I’ve been there once.)

This definitely looks like a situation best left to the cops…

the mob is prepared to dunk pastrystein in a large mug of scalding hot coffee

oh, the humanity!,,,,,,,,,I mean….

oh, the donuty!

Junk food at it’s worst! Thanks, CoBass, for the source.

Voodoo Donuts! I can see Carl Sagan rolling in his grave. As a believer in the Gernsbackian way to enlightenment I am appalled to see outdated superstitions being promoted like this. Tell me there is a donut shop for Science Fiction geeks. Like Star Trek Donuts… or Federation Donuts. Something you can believe in. How about Ferengi Donuts. Now that sounds like my kind of place.

Actually, each galaxy is a giant donut, with a (black) hole in the middle.

I’ll gladly be the bride of pastrystein.

Exactly right, Constantinepaleologos. And it’s Neapolitan (meaning “from Naples”, not “neopolitan” which would mean “from the new city”.

I would have gone with ‘Frankenfritter.’

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