Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 30, 2011

You have to pay closer attention.

They stole that from Paula Dean.

I won’t believe any of these abductee stories until someone shows up wearing an alien tracking collar.

I see what the problem is… His “spleen extractor” is actually a turnip twaddler.

BillThompson, people have been showing up with what appear to be tracking tags in their bodies after having abduction experiences.

Maybe they’re the ones who genetically altered us monkeys in the first place….

If aliens can fly through space, how come they still have a hillbilly probe fantasy?

Check the expiration date on the dark matter. It doesn’t keep for very long.

Today on This Old Alien…

The problem here is that Brewster is way past his “best by” date.

Does Paula Dean abduct people, Ironclad2001?

More to the point, is Paula Dean an ALIEN?????

And, unfortunately, this is also required training for the TSA folks.

Probing can be fun.

Did Brewster volunteer for the abduction this time? He is definitely used to being probed.

It’s the sort of thing that comes out best when done by a professional.

I don’t have any dark energy in the fridge. Will dark chocolate do?

SherlockWatson, the dark energy is there, but the refrigerator door has to be shut for you to see it.