Two words my friend “Prenuptual Agreement” that way she only get to devour half of you.
My second wife devoured me after the wedding.
I’ll say…
Some husbands think he’s getting off easy.
I am a Brit, a monarchist and all for festivities BUT I am sick of the media telling us what is important and what is not.
Fine, let them eat (wedding) cake have kids and get divorced but don’t keep on about it. I wouldn’t want their lifestyle.
I still like The PRINCESS BRIDE
My Ex didn’t devour me but her lawyer had me for lunch
That would bug me too…
Grammaticists unite! Is it “crimp in our honeymoon,” or “crimp on our honeymoon”?
crimp in, clamp on. A crimp cannot exist outside of that which is crimped, therefore the preposition must be “in”.
Ask her to eat your head first. Less painful that way.
Why does a divorce cost so much? Because it’s worth it.
Maybe he needs to watch the movie How to Murder Your Wife; he can use all the help he can get.
So he’s going to be the Prince Consumed.
Consider it a devource. (Hey, that even sounds like Arnold saying it!)
Should he use the gloop from the glopita-glopita machine, Sherlock?
Yes, it is, and she could take a cue from our Vikings…
LordDogmore over 13 years ago
Two words my friend “Prenuptual Agreement” that way she only get to devour half of you.
Steve Bartholomew over 13 years ago
My second wife devoured me after the wedding.
margueritem over 13 years ago
I’ll say…
Bilan over 13 years ago
Some husbands think he’s getting off easy.
pcolli over 13 years ago
I am a Brit, a monarchist and all for festivities BUT I am sick of the media telling us what is important and what is not.
Fine, let them eat (wedding) cake have kids and get divorced but don’t keep on about it. I wouldn’t want their lifestyle.
zero over 13 years ago
I still like The PRINCESS BRIDE
lewisbower over 13 years ago
My Ex didn’t devour me but her lawyer had me for lunch
Varnes over 13 years ago
That would bug me too…
alan.gurka over 13 years ago
Grammaticists unite! Is it “crimp in our honeymoon,” or “crimp on our honeymoon”?
ChiehHsia over 13 years ago
crimp in, clamp on. A crimp cannot exist outside of that which is crimped, therefore the preposition must be “in”.
corzak over 13 years ago
Ask her to eat your head first. Less painful that way.
MisngNOLA over 13 years ago
Why does a divorce cost so much? Because it’s worth it.
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Maybe he needs to watch the movie How to Murder Your Wife; he can use all the help he can get.
mrsullenbeauty over 13 years ago
So he’s going to be the Prince Consumed.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Consider it a devource. (Hey, that even sounds like Arnold saying it!)
JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago
Should he use the gloop from the glopita-glopita machine, Sherlock?
Rakkav over 13 years ago
Yes, it is, and she could take a cue from our Vikings…
”How many times do I have to tell you, Olaf? FIRST pillage… THEN burn!” :))