Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 23, 2011

The Robot Family at home, sweet!

Awwww … there’s nothing like new artificial life.

Man, that MILFBOT is hot!

OMG, they just procreated on a comic strip.

He’s got his father’s eyes. They’re hand-me-downs.

Apparently robots are just like humans, the male has one bump and the female has two.

Interesting, only robots can read instructions written by robot slave labor. I smell a conspiracy! (Maybe they can help Brewster with that bike.)

84 steps to make a baby??

The human way is a lot faster and more fun … though afterward we do have to wait months for delivery.

I give this comic five stars!

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

Great one Coyoty.The human brain is the only multi-terabyte nonlinear computer that can be mass produced by unskilled labor. Unfortuantely it comes without a manual or warranty.

Well, how did YOU think robots “did it”?!? . . . . . ☻

When they go to decorate the nursery, they should install commutated micromotors with integrated motion controllers. I recommend model 3564 K 024 BC.That way they can have high-velocity, precision-resolution encoding and assembly, and produce hundreds of children per hour.And use a warm, nurturing color palette. It’s what all the young robot parents are doing these days . . .

Robots dream in binary. 1010101010101

Awwwww, Cute!

xxx

insert tab A into slot B, wait 9 months.

aw, such a special moment in robot parents’ lives.

slot A goes in slot B. bolt 3vr goes in socket C…..and before you know it, you have instant kid.

Reminds me of a classic WB cartoon which said we were about the see the actual “birth” of a baby; it turned out to be a berth on a train, with a baby in it.

making them is the fun part!