Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 23, 2013

It’s the perfect crime.Nobody will admit to being hurt by a candy cane.

The sweet smell of excess!

Oh, much more festive, indeed!

It’s always more festive when it smells like peppermint.

Now I’m going to HAVE to eat one (or two) of my Bob’s candy canes.

Two.

The mark of cane.

Dr. Mel is one swingin’ dude….

And it leaves those stylish striped bruises.

I have a peppermint air freshener in my car for the same reasons.

Must be a soft head since the candy cane didn’t break.

Probably gonna need some Nova-cane, too………

And Mel introduced a new Christmas tradition, the Kennyata.

Red and black. To accommodate the B&W papers.

Go smack him back. I would. You did that to me you wind up in the emergency room.