Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 08, 2014

I’ll take two dozen…

Are those free-range burritos?

Last flight I took, all we got was peanuts randomly fired from a paintball gun. Man, do they sting!

Do they come with salsa? . . . ☻

Last fligj

Last flight I was on, we bought our own food at a snack bar in the boarding area

Coulda been worse, if the burrito were still frozen.

I’m rather disappointed in Cliff. I would have expected him to have that first one down and be ready for the next.

Your airline security must really be lax. I am surprised they don’t seize the sandwich as a possible Binary Explosive. I mean mayo and bologna can cause excessive gas in some folks. Much less the wheat gluten in bread if you have that issue. The there is the wrapping the sandwich is in. You could attack and over come a stewardess with the plastic even take over the plane by knocking out the pilots.(Now I will stop chuckling about it. That is a good idea. We traveled one time over in Europe from Rome to Zurich back in 1967. My dad found out they don’t serve meals or drinks. We jumped off every whistle stop to get or try to negotiate food then hop back on as the train began to roll out. It was however a beautiful trip. We eventually got food and some drinks. The wine was wonderful.)

For what it’s worth: you can carry an empty, clear water bottle through security and fill it from the drinking fountains inside . . . ☻

If Cliffs head had been 2 inches to the right it’d have been a perfect shot

Sounds more like Cliff’s type of cuisine anyway.

My Spleen!

As long as it doesn’t work out like it did for Ned Flanders’ wife.

Hey, that girl looks suspiciously like Pam too. Hey wait! Are they saving money on this strip by having the same actress paying multiple parts? That’s it! Same clothing! They’re just having Pam wear different wigs! Humph! I bet the aliens all this time have just been Dr. Mel in rubber suits. Especially that Godzilla one.