Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 25, 2014

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    Bilan  over 10 years ago

    I feel sorry for the priest, having to give last rites again and again and again…

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    bopard  over 10 years ago

    Reports of my….-Grocho

    ?Who is paying for these obits?

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    Fuddy Duddy  over 10 years ago

    Can you imagine a meeting of the Possum People’s Senate?-All in favor, say aye. Opossumed – er – opposed? Is anyone out there alive?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    “Zandox … June 14, 1998 to May 24th 2014 or possibly later.

    Memorial services or party … depending….

    2pm, Tuesday, May 27th…Moorehaven Cemetery and Ballroom"

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Nordot’s still not dead. He put on Zangor’s jacket. Zangor may really be dead. Or drunk as a skunk, in which case he just smells like he’s dead.

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    Darryl Heine  over 10 years ago

    No Pogo Possum?

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    ChessPirate  over 10 years ago

    What happens if a possum becomes a vampire? Does he play undead?

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    NoCents  over 10 years ago

    “There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do.” (Princess Bride)

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 10 years ago

    On the Sirius, it’s hard to tell the possums from the tribles . . . of course it’s hard to tell possums anything, anyway . . . ☻

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Their problem is that they sleep so close to the road….They could get run over that way….what are they thinking? Same with racoons, dozing right there by the traffic….Hey, why’d the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done…Why’d the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot….

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    The road was too long to go around? And why can’t we live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without it’s motives being questioned? Sorry to get political…..

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    hablano  over 10 years ago

    He’s, ah…probably pining for the fjords.

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    s.gottlieb  over 10 years ago

    Q: What do possums have in common with superheroes?

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    stamps  over 10 years ago

    The opossums are the Irish branch.

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    RazorD9  over 10 years ago

    Seems like most of them were only playing.

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    westny77  over 10 years ago

    I don’t get it where is the joke?

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    Bittermelon of Truth  over 10 years ago

    He’s not dead, he’s only sleeping!

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